Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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