you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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