all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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