i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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