Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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