my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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