The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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