i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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