Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She's the barista slut.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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