Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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