you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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