im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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