If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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