Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
