Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
