So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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