Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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