I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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