just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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