I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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