You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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