I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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