you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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