So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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