Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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