all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize