Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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