question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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