We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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