Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We're facebook friends in real life
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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