just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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