you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize