The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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