It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
