I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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