He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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