New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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