The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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