hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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