I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize