Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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