dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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