He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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