I showed him my bush... on skype.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
