She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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