is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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