How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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