Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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