So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
