I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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