I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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