good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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