Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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