no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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