he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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