Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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