doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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