garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you have to choose: penises or morals?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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