i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
