Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
