Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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