? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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